This article was written a very long time ago. I left the publication that I intended to publish this on as I had too much going on IRL. This article was left unfinished and never saw the light of day. But with everything that’s been going on, I think this is more relevant than ever. […]
A satirical approach to discussing a prominent issue in the Dota community.
Theorycrafting is one of my strengths. I’m very comfortable coming up with conclusions and ideas in a variety of game titles. I always test my hypothesis personally & consult with other players to ensure my suggestions are ideal for the average player.
A more lighthearted article designed to give players evil ideas unique combinations to enhance their experience.
This article was written the day after Vrogos the Underlord was announced as a new Dota hero. In order to write the article, I watched several Warcraft 3 replays featuring Pit Lord & analyzed what worked best situationally. I also had to extrapolate a lot based on the current meta and make educated guesses to […]
“Technically correct” is the best kind of correct. This article was a lot of fun to write and required a lot of investigating/verifying various forum rumors. I’ve always loved stats, mechanics, spreadsheets and analyzing what most people never think of when they play a game. My goal was to translate “boring” numbers & choices the […]
The following article was written for DailyEsports.gg. Unfortunately, I never had the opportunity to continue this series. In preparation for this article, I did extensive research on the early Dota scene and analyzed how other games in the genre developed concurrently. I even went to the extent of located & reaching out to several community […]
Why adopting rabbits is the best choice I could’ve made. I think I was 4 years old when I first started begging my parents for a dog. I was relentless, in the way children are when they suddenly decide they need a MASSIVE and expensive lifestyle change and nothing else will satisfy them. To be […]
In 2017, Walmart employee “MacroMan” was happy with his life. DotA 2 quickly became one of his favorite hobbies.In 2018, everything changed. After angering Valve employees by refusing to apply an expired coupon to a set of towels, MacroMan was unfairly targeted by an exploit in the matchmaking system allowing Valve to target specific players […]
“I can’t believe people are still in Tumas.” A platoon leader shares in disgust after a 15 minute long passive aggressive rant blaming other squadron leaders for not packing up their fights and relocating to a location that cannot be captured. “I can’t believe it it’s not butter.” a WildCards member replies. In times like […]